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A small country. A big win. A very nervous customs office.
Belgium beat the USA 4-1 at the World Cup. A glorious day for Belgian football. A dangerous day for Belgian exports. To avoid revenge tariffs, we are doing the only reasonable thing: Trumpifying Belgium.
On July 6, Belgium shocked the football world by defeating the United States at the World Cup. The Red Devils celebrated. The waffle irons cheered. Then someone remembered: what if Trump takes this personally?
No official tariff list has been announced. But after Belgium's 4-1 victory over the USA, the nation is preparing for the most Trumpian response imaginable: revenge tariffs on waffles, fries, chocolate, pralines, Smurfs and other Belgian treasures.
Belgium is a land of surrealism, comic books and creative compromise. So instead of retaliation, we choose transformation. To please Trump, we are prepared to Trumpify our most beloved national treasures. Nothing is sacred. Not even our greatest art.
We are ready to sacrifice our great comic heroes. Tintin, the Smurfs and Lucky Luke are bracing for a Trumpian makeover.
Our handbags are getting a Trumpian touch. Natan and Delvaux are holding their breath.
Soon we will eat our fries with Trumpaise instead of mayonnaise. Nothing at the frituur is sacred anymore.
The Belgian national team currently wears a shirt inspired by René Magritte. That makes him the perfect symbol of this campaign. If Belgium caves this far and is willing to Trumpify even a surrealist masterpiece, surely extra tariffs would be unthinkable?
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The Trumpification & Customs Enforcement has done its work. But the people still have one last power: the thumb. Like a Roman emperor deciding a fate in the arena, visitors can use the Trump Thumb to condemn a Trumpification. The most condemned creations are rescued and returned to the protected Belgian heritage vault.
Look at the approved Trumpifications in the gallery. If one goes too far, hit the thumb. Every Trump Thumb is a public plea for mercy.
The entries with the most Trump Thumbs can be declared culturally endangered and moved to the Belgian No-Trump Vault.
Use your imperial Trump Thumb if this Belgian icon must be rescued from Trumpification.
Use your imperial Trump Thumb if this Belgian icon must be rescued from Trumpification.
Trumpify? Never ever, Mr. President.
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